Huck Chuck!

I'm inclined to vote for Mike Huckabee just for doing a Chuck Norris Facts ad.


I don't know anything about Mike Huckabee. And I'm almost surely the kind of voting sucker every candidate would take a vote from if it came to running a hilarious ad.

Besides, Chuck Norris trained in Tang Soo Do and taught Bruce Lee the Tang Soo Do kicking techniques that became part of Jeet Kune Do. And I did Tang Soo Do and have seen at least one Bruce Lee movie, so I think Chuck Norris is very trustworthy.


Good thing my grandmother is still around to advise me on matters of substance and be sure I punch the right chad. If you need someone to explain how a breakfast taco should be made I'm your man. Picking a leader of the free world is more of a challenge.

Kulix libation to The Shark for this one.