Filthy Capitalism - weakly executed

In an endeavor to diversify the portfolio of my creativity, I have taken my first step towards the Forbes 400 by opening a CafePress speculation.

It would be better if I had more than one idea; fortunately it's a somewhat flexible idea. To better appreciate the pastoral issues of cow tipping, behold my thoughtless wit (or witless thought):




This hilarious pun available with other state names upon request. Click the pic to buy the image on just about anything. I particularly recommend getting one of each for everyone you know.

My mark-up is $1 per item sold, so I only need to sell about a billion items to make the Forbes 400. And actually I have to sell twice that because my artwork is courtesy of Josh K, who for that favor is earning 50% of all profits. So buy 2 billion because he has a pregnant wife to feed.